Happy Holidays!

1-1-09
Happy New Year everyone!
Landon likes the Batman race track from Santa. Dad had to do some work on the Batman car to re-connect the electrical wires. Dads are pretty cool. So is Santa.
Corinne is in Barbie heaven with the house Santa & the elves put together. Man, I bet that was a lot of work.

She said to me after she took a good long look at that house, "It's too bad Santa doesn't stay for a while so we can say thank you to him!" I bet he knows by the looks on their faces. Christmas is a blast!

That Santa... he sure is great.


This year I feel (more than usual), that I want to tell you all how much we love and appreciate you.

We are so thankful for friends & family during this holiday season. We love you all & we are happy you are in our lives.


But most of all... Celebrate Christ, the reason for the season.

He gives us everlasting life. The only gift that really matters.

Communication disorder / The Bidet Pie

11.30.08

Last Sunday I was at church wondering why I had to wait clear till Thursday to have pumpkin pie. I'm a really good listener at church, but I was thinking a little bit about pumpkin pie. I love pumpkin pie. I decided to just go ahead and have pumpkin pie EARLY! I went right home from church and made our family our very own pumpkin pie. Five days early. I felt like I had to be sneaky so no one would find out. After all, it's like opening Christmas presents a week before Christmas.



As the pie was cooling off, a series of events happened. I will walk you through it because I ended up laughing till I was lying on the floor gasping for breath.


My little ones were watching the movie Garfield.


Aaron was talking on the phone with my friend Debbie. He was inviting her & Archie over for pie, which he saw sitting on the counter cooling off. At the same time, a scene came on in the movie Garfield which left my daughter wondering something:


"Mom, what is that?" Garfield was in the bidet.

Aaron, still on the phone with Debbie, was wondering what kind of pie it was that he was inviting them over to share with us. "Hon, what kind of pie did you make?"

I answered my daughter's question first. "It's a bidet."

Aaron, thinking I was answering his question, told Debbie on the phone (in all seriousness), "It's a bidet pie. I'm sure that's not the same as the bathroom kind. I don't really know what's in it..."

I looked at him and started to laugh. He looked at the TV and saw Garfield in the bidet. Corinne followed up her question with, "what's a bidet, mom?"

I finally caught my breath and answered Aaron's question. "It's a pumpkin pie!"
He realized what he had been telling Debbie. "Oh, it's NOT a bidet pie. It's a pumpkin pie. Teresa was answering Corinne's question..."
By then we were all laughing so hard it took us 10 minutes to calm down.

Moral of the story: a bidet pie would be gross. Don't make it.

Aaron's Post

These are the opinions of the author only and do not reflect those of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints or any other Church.

PURPOSE:

I implore all citizens of the United States of America to contact their government officials. Let them know that you desire to support state and federal amendments which establish marriage to be between a man and a woman. Remind our local, state, and federal government leaders that we serve the God of this land. Ensure our government leaders that we are one nation under God.

We, as citizens of the United States, live in a choice land. Our freedoms and liberties have been preserved by the hand of God since the Revolutionary War. The people that have inherited this land have strived to serve the God of this land, who is Jesus Christ. If we as a people forget the Lord our God and begin to tolerate a sin such as homosexuality, making allowances in our government and society, then we will be destroyed as was Sodom and Gomorrah. Let me clarify: We tolerate and love the sinner, we do not tolerate the sin.

Ether 2:10-12 (Book of Mormon)
10 For behold, this is a land which is choice above all other lands; wherefore he that doth possess it shall serve God or shall be swept off; for it is the everlasting decree of God. And it is not until the fulness of iniquity among the children of the land, that they are swept off.
11 And this cometh unto you, O ye Gentiles, that ye may know the decrees of God—that ye may repent, and not continue in your iniquities until the fulness come, that ye may not bring down the fulness of the wrath of God upon you as the inhabitants of the land have hitherto done.
12 Behold, this is a choice land, and whatsoever nation shall possess it shall be free from bondage, and from captivity, and from all other nations under heaven, if they will but serve the God of the land, who is Jesus Christ, who hath been manifested by the things which we have written.

Introduction

I am a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints and as such:

· I believe in God the eternal Father, and in His Son Jesus Christ and in the Holy Ghost.
· I believe in the Ten Commandments.
· I do not purport to be better than anyone else in this world at living the Ten Commandments. I believe that my efforts to obey God’s commands do not - in and of themselves - elevate or escalate me above any other human being. Nor do I possess any power in and of myself to raise neither myself nor my performance in this life above the performance of any other human beings. For where I am strong, my Savior is the source of that strength and where I am weak my Savior is there to carry me.
· I believe that murder, adultery, theft, covetousness, idolatry, and the love of self elevated above a love for God and our neighbor (PRIDE) are some of the most grievous sins. I do not pretend to lack a need for improvement in exemplifying the pure love of Christ towards all people – my pride gets in my way many times and I fail to love as God has commanded.
· I believe homosexuality is blatant disobedience to God’s mandate to multiply and replenish the earth. I reference the following scriptures:

Genesis 19:4-7 (KJV)
4 ¶ But before they lay down, the men of the city, even the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
6 And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
7 And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.

· Homosexuality is also referred to as the sin of sodomy. This reference comes from an account in the Bible of two exceedingly wicked cities, Sodom and Gomorrah, which the Lord destroyed. Sodom was known for its rampant homosexuality and unrestrained sexual lust, as well as other sins such as arrogance, haughtiness, and disregard for the poor. When the Lord sent angels to warn Lot who lived in the city that it was about to be destroyed, the men of the city actually wanted to rape the angels! (Genesis 19:4-7)

Leviticus 18:22 (KJV): "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind it is abomination."


Leviticus 20:13 (KJV)
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

· In the Old Testament the penalty for homosexuality was death. Today the penalty of death may reveal itself in the form of AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases. Homosexuality also brings death to the soul and spirit of man because the spirit and light of God is pushed out of our souls when we indulge in something that is an abomination to God. God wants to deliver all who are trapped in this unholy practice and He will if anyone calls out to Him with a sincere heart.

Jude 1:7 (KJV)
Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

Isaiah 3:9 (KJV)
The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

2 Nephi 9:40 (Book of Mormon)
40 O, my beloved brethren, give ear to my words. Remember the greatness of the Holy One of Israel. Do not say that I have spoken hard things against you; for if ye do, ye will revile against the truth; for I have spoken the words of your Maker. I know that the words of truth are hard against all uncleanness; but the righteous fear them not, for they love the truth and are not shaken.

· The powers of evil are attempting a holocaust of new proportions in our day and age, a holocaust or slaughter of future bodies that would house unborn spirit children of our Father in Heaven. One of the methods the adversary is using is homosexuality. It is ever more URGENT that the commandment to multiply and replenish the earth be obeyed within the bonds of marriage in these latter days.
· Homosexuals cannot have posterity; this choice of homosexuality is in a sense holocaustic to the existence of mankind and contrary to God’s commands. The Lord has commanded his children to multiply and replenish the earth and He is the only one with the power to rescind this commandment.
· There are heterosexual couples that marry and attempt to multiply and replenish the earth, and in faithful obedience discover they are not capable to do as the Lord has commanded. However only God knows when and if at any given point this couple will at some future point be blessed with a natural born child as was Abraham of the Old Testament.
· Homosexuals and Lesbians need not attempt to multiply and replenish the earth in order to discover their inability to sexually reproduce. Their sexuality can therefore only be self-gratifying because they know before they ever enter into sexual relations that there is no possibility of gratifying God or adding to our nation’s posterity.

Ether 12:27 (Book of Mormon)
And if men come unto me I will show unto them their weakness. I give unto men weakness that they may be humble; and my grace is sufficient for all men that humble themselves before me; for if they humble themselves before me, and have faith in me, then will I make weak things become strong unto them.

· I believe that each person comes to earth with a set of divine weaknesses that must be made strong through Christ’s Atoning Blood.

2 Timothy 3:1-5 (KJV)
1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. 2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,
4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;
5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

· I believe that the apostle Paul saw our day and times and wrote of many of our challenges. And he specifically lists, “being lovers of their own selves” , and, “Without natural affection…” (2 Timothy 3:1-5). In light of my topic, loving their own self would be choosing a sexual relationship for self gratification, rather than for the gratification of God. If a child can be the result of the sexual relationship within the bonds of marriage, God may be gratified. However a child cannot result from homosexual relationships thus God cannot be gratified they are strictly unnatural affections for those who love themselves more than they love God.
· There is no hope for a future generation in homosexuality. And if there is not hope, then what is there?

Moroni 10:22 in the Book of Mormon answers this question, “And if ye have no hope ye must needs be in despair; and despair cometh because of iniquity.”

· I believe the power of pro-creation to be a very heavenly and eternal power given to men and women so that they may participate in the work and glory of God which is to “bring to pass the immortality and eternal life of man”. (Moses 1:39 Pearl of Great Price)

The Pre-amble to the Constitution of the U.S. reads:
“We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”
· Satan has successfully attacked our nation’s posterity through Homosexuality. Tomorrow’s posterity can be reduced or adversely affected today if more and more people choose homosexual relations as opposed to heterosexual relations. Satan has seen the influence that a father and mother can have on children who will become tomorrow’s leaders.
What Should We Do?

· An Apostle of the Lord Jesus Christ (M. Russell Ballard) extended and invitation to the world in July 2008 which reads:
"Now, may I ask that you join the conversation by participating on the Internet to share the gospel..." {M. Russell Ballard (Quorum of 12 Apostles), “Sharing the Gospel Using the Internet,” Ensign, Jul 2008, 58–63 [Adapted from a commencement address given at Brigham Young University–Hawaii on December 15, 2007.]}
There are 30 states with marriage protection amendments in place. There are 41 states with marriage protected by amendment or law (DOMA). http://www.traditionalvalues.org/modules.php?sid=3450

· The numbers above tell me that the majority of our nation still believes in marriage between a man and a woman. We must do all we can to see that judges and government leaders clearly know where we the people stand on this and similar issues. If we don’t communicate to our leaders, then we fail to be a government “OF THE PEOPLE”.

Gettysburg Address November 19, 1863 Abraham Lincoln

"...that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

· The people of California have stated on two separate occasions that they believe marriage to be between a man and a woman. The first time was through a law which a California Supreme Court Judge ruled unconstitutional.

· Now a second time the people of California still as a majority chose to uphold their previous vote when it comes to marriage between a man and a woman. The consent of the governed has been given in favor of marriage to be between a man and a woman.

Declaration of Independence in Congress July 4, 1776

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the CONSENT OF THE GOVERNED, --"
· It is convenient that without the point of consent emphasized in bold in the Declaration of Independence, the above phrase is one often quoted by homosexuals to argue their point. And now that their right has been repealed by the consent of the governed, they seek to tear down those who govern them – their neighbors and friends and even family.
Lincoln's first inaugural address March 4, 1861
“Again, if the United States be not a government proper, but an association of States in the nature of contract merely, can it, as a contract, be peaceably unmade, by less than all the parties who made it? One party to a contract may violate it — break it, so to speak; but does it not require all to lawfully rescind it?...
If, by the mere force of numbers, a majority should deprive a minority of any clearly written constitutional right, it might, in a moral point of view, justify revolution — certainly would, if such right were a vital one. But such is not our case. “
· Homosexuality is not vital. In fact, homosexuality is opposite of vital or “of life”. It is impossible for homosexuals to be vital as defined by Merriam Webster. Therefore , according to Lincoln, homosexuality does not justify revolution but justifies the lawful acceptance of the voice of the people as has been clearly polled in 41 states.

1 Corinthians 7:1-2
"Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
Genesis 1:27-28
"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

· Let me remind anyone reading I know of a surety that there are homosexuals out there that do more good for the poor, sick and afflicted than I do.
· This is not written to condemn homosexuals as children of God.
· A letter much longer and harsher would not be sufficient to condemn me
· Nor am I so arrogant to believe that I am better off or better than any homosexual …God knows that my shortcomings in loving my neighbor as myself are sinful enough. I have no room to say I am better than anyone else.
· I write this for the welfare of the posterity of this union known as the United States of America. This is a choice nation and as long as the people that inhabit this choice nation remain faithful and do not deny but worship the Lord God, the people of this nation will prosper. But if the grievous sins of Sodom and Gomorrah plague our nation, then plagues and destruction as have not been known shall befall the people that inhabit this blessed land.
· I plead for those who are homosexuals to come unto Christ. I testify that He has the power to strengthen them and help them overcome any sin, especially that of homosexuality. I pray that this message is received as a plea for change and repentance with a heartfelt concern for the eternal well being of all homosexuals worldwide.

2 Corinthians 5:16-21(KJV)

16 Wherefore henceforth know we no man after the flesh: yea, though we have known Christ after the flesh, yet now henceforth know we him no more.
17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
18 And all things are of God, who hath reconciled us to himself by Jesus Christ, and hath given to us the ministry of reconciliation;
19 To wit, that God was in Christ, reconciling the world unto himself, not imputing their trespasses unto them; and hath committed unto us the word of reconciliation.
20 Now then we are ambassadors for Christ, as though God did beseech you by us: we pray you in Christ’s stead, be ye reconciled to God.
21 For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him.


Mosiah 4:2-3 (Book of Mormon)

2 And they had viewed themselves in their own carnal state, even less than the dust of the earth. And they all cried aloud with one voice, saying: O have mercy, and apply the atoning blood of Christ that we may receive forgiveness of our sins, and our hearts may be purified; for we believe in Jesus Christ, the Son of God, who created heaven and earth, and all things; who shall come down among the children of men.
3 And it came to pass that after they had spoken these words the Spirit of the Lord came upon them, and they were filled with joy, having received a remission of their sins, and having peace of conscience, because of the exceeding faith which they had in Jesus Christ who should come, according to the words which king Benjamin had spoken unto them.

The Family: A Proclamation to the World
“We warn that individuals who violate covenants of chastity, who abuse spouse or offspring, or who fail to fulfill family responsibilities will one day stand accountable before God. Further, we warn that the disintegration of the family will bring upon individuals, communities, and nations the calamities foretold by ancient and modern prophets.
We call upon responsible citizens and officers of government everywhere to promote those measures designed to maintain and strengthen the family as the fundamental unit of society.” (This proclamation was read by President Gordon B. Hinckley as part of his message at the General Relief Society Meeting held September 23, 1995, in Salt Lake City, Utah.)

Aaron.

Friends

11.9.08

This past weekend was SUPERFUN for my hub & I; mostly *I*. Here's why. We went to SLC for a reunion with my old college roomies (the B-10 Babes) at Chili's. We lived together 15 years ago and (some of us) haven't seen each other for 5 years, so it was a GREAT TIME! We were driving past Ogden before my hub said, "I'm surprised you didn't bring your camera."
I wanted to turn around and go get it. I was so mad.

Mary is the one that pulled it all together, being the one who wanted us all to meet her new HUSBAND Leon! She was sure she shocked us by finally getting married after all these years, but really the shocker was that she was not married after all these years. She is one of the coolest people I know, and she is absolutely beautiful. (just ask Leon, he couldn't quit looking at her the whole dinner). So Mary is doing great.... I give my thumbs up to Leon. *approved*

Holly is a supermom of 5 kids with a Bishop husband (going on 6 years as bishop), a scrapbooker and hasn't changed a bit since college. She has the most beautiful laugh and it was so good to hear it again. She is hoping she can re-kindle a relationship with her husband soon, as he can't continue to be bishop for the rest of his life!

Melissa also hasn't changed a bit. She is also a supermom of 3 princesses (seriously, she can't get them to dress up as anything else for Halloween). She surprised me with the story of her second daughter: diagnosed with a horrible cancer at 5 months old, a bone marrow transplant at 10 months old and who is now 4 years old and cancer-free. Melissa has no idea how she made it through that trial of her life. WOW!

Kobi NEVER ceases to amaze me. She graduated in Social work and has been working in that field for all these years. Recently she changed jobs so she could become a FOSTER PARENT! She showed up with two gorgeous little girls, ages 1 and 3 weeks. Kobi is such a good mom. I was really impressed. During the summer she had two little boys and the one year old girl and took them (along with her brother & his kids) to Disneyland. I got to feed the 3 week old baby a bottle. That gave me a baby fix for a few minutes!

We missed Adrian & Jessica there! "A" lives in Canada currently, working with the Olympic organization for the 2010 Calgary Winter Games (way to go A!) and Jess lives in Wisconsin. I asked Melissa (her cousin) why Wisconsin? and she lauged and Kobi said "Why ANYTHING with Jess?" We all laughed. She was the free spirit of the group.

Wow, I miss these girls! We had some really fun times in B-10. GREAT to see you all again!

**************
After the dinner we stopped by another one of my friend's houses. This friend is BIG Dave. I forgot how tall 6'8" is. I met him at a travel study some 14 years ago.... he and his wife had a tragic summer. They lost one of their 19 month old twin boys to a choking accident. It was such a sad story and they were devastated. That's an understatement. They went through IVF to have these two babies in the first place, and then we found out that the accident occured on their wedding anniversary. We talked for a couple of hours about their boy, we looked at pictures and even read a letter from one of the transplant surgeons that did a surgery involving the kidneys he donated to a lady in California. We talked about our worldly travels and about infertility (a trial we both share) and it was great to finally meet Dave's wife. She is very cool! The twin that we did get to meet looks just like his daddy.

It was a great night. It was good to catch up with some of my favorite people from the past. I thought about how blessed I am to have known such incredible people, but also how blessed I am now to have such great friends here in our little town! Let's hear it for friends.

mama's braggin'

11.6.08
I have the cutest kids ever. The heart is what my boy did today of himself & his sister The poem is one that my girl wrote & brought home from school. I love it!



Men and Power Tools

11.3.08
I thought of about 5 things I could name this post. Carving Pumpkins; Halloween Traditions; Husbands Are Wierd; Men and Saws... BUT, Men and Power Tools was the winner. You'll see why in a moment. It started out simply enough. We were just carving pumpkins like normal people.
Everyone was doing their own thing... Landon felt very grown up, being old enough to use the little saw himself for the first time;

When Aaron had this GREAT idea: "Hey, I know! I'll use the jigsaw on this thing!"


He said it worked great. He had to call up his friend Paul to see if they had already carved pumpkins, because if they hadn't, he had to try his jigsaw on it. He decided he was going to set up a pumpkin carving buisness: "You design it, I'll carve it! $1.00 per pumpkin"

It was loud, you can see my boy covering his ears in the background. But it went fast. Aaron is all about getting things done in a hurry. Is that wierd? I am inclined to think this is one of those guy/girl things where all the guys will say "cool, I think I'll try that" and all the girls will say "you men & your power tools!"

For the Larsens

Fundraiser Update!
Maddox rocks! You will be able to order Any Family Meal at the take out on Nov. 5th and the profit ($10 for family of 4 or $5 for family of 2 meal) will be given to Daryl and Ashley Larsen. Any meal people! Eat Extra! This is an awesome opportunity to help people we love by eating. Please remember to mention the Larsen family name when ordering and/or paying. Keep getting the word out. I can't believe how well the word is spreading, but we have got to keep it up. Please copy and paste.

Halloween Festivities!

10.25.08(the day of the party)



If anyone knows my mother, they know she is crazy about holidays. Any holiday, but especially Halloween. Our party rivals Christmas! This year we had a Hawiian luau!!



ALOHA!



This is a photo of the kids playing in the dry ice before dinner. Sorry the pictures are dark. I intended to lighten them, but at this point I'm lucky to get them up here at all.

Grandma always has a few crafts for the kids. They made some colorful sand pens and tiny sand castles.



The dinner always revolves around the party theme. We had tons of fruit, pineapple, coconut, seafood.... if you eat it in Hawaii, it was available here! Yummy dinner! My brother Scott & his wife Karen made the bamboo/grass hut that was the buffet table. Good work guys!




Everyone dresses up and tries to out-do each other every year. Nobody ever "wins" the unspoken dress-up contest because everyone looks awesome! Our family went as the 4 kids in Narnia- The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe: Aaron was Peter, I was Susan, Corinne was Lucy and Landon was Edmond.



Scott was Luigi and Karen was a Hawiaan beauty




The parents were tourists. Thanks for hosting another GREAT Halloween party mom & pop! We all loved it.



Who the heck are these guys? They silently enjoyed the party from the corner.



Lynn and Denise (Brad's parents) were a tourist couple complete with "hello, my name is Lynn/Denise (respectively)" It was awesome!



Mario & Karla were Mark Anthony & Cleopatra, AJ was Mr Popsworth (the hat was made out of pop cans!) Audrey was a pirate, Ian was black spider man, and Alicia & Isaac were Dora & Diego.



Diane, Rob & Shay were Bill, Hillary & a little puppy. Shay HATED the masks! She was crying because they wouldn't put her down (so she could run away) and they wouldn't let her pull off their masks (which is what she did all night long). Diane said "So in the end, we're all dogs"



Cristy & Brad had these blow up costumes: a witch on a ghost, and a Sumo wrestler. I laughed my head off when I saw Brad. He had to walk sideways down the hallway. Tyler was Indiana Jones, Kayden was a black ninja, Mikinley was a ballerina, and Adam & Dillon were Cookie Monster & Elmo.


It was great! We lauged and ate and played great games... It was so much fun! So next year it's all planned out: We will have a Mexican fiesta! Andale Muchachos! Nos vemos el proximo ano para divertirnos otra vez!
10.29.08
Larsen Family Fundraiser...

I have been so sad about my friend's baby. (Our bishop's grandson) Jace Larsen was born on Sept. 4th with a surfactant deficiency so he never could breathe on his own. He did not have a very good prognosis for a lung transplant and was taken off the ventilator and passed away on Oct. 19th. I wanted to let those of you who don't already know about this a chance to hear about the fund raiser for them on November 5. I copied the info from Ashley's blog so you can get good Maddox food and help them out!

Most of you know Daryl and Ashley Larsen. For those of you who don't, they are a young couple here in Perry, who just lost their baby to a rare lung disorder. Their loss is truly a tragedy. They are now experiencing the beginnings of what will be a land slide of medical bills. In an effort to aide them, there will be a one day fundraiser at the Maddox Steak House. On November 5, you can call Maddox at 723-2916 and order the Turkey Steak dinner. You can choose the 2 or 4 family meal at the regular price. All proceeds will then be donated to the Larsen family. You do need to remember to mention the Larsen family name when ordering. You can then pick up your meal at the take out window in the back of Maddox. It will be for lunch and dinner. Please spread the word. Feel free to copy and paste this post on your blog.

Freeloaders

10.17.08

If there's one thing I can't stand it's a freeloader. You know, someone who feels "entitled" and thinks they deserve a good life for free. Aaron & I have a jobs for a REASON: We know we need to be self sufficient and support our cute little ones. We expect that others do the same. I don't quite know what to do when I am the one expected to support a freeloader IN MY OWN HOUSE. If anyone has any advice for us, please feel free to advise.


Our problem is the MOOSE. This isn't the first time it has given me trouble either. It stinks. That in itself is a separate post for another day, but today I will address the issue of it's parasitic traits that have driven me to this point. It is taking up HALF MY LIVING ROOM! One entire wall is completely unusable now. Where am I supposed to hang my pictures? How do I clean a room that is now expected to look like "the mountains"?


So the moose and I had a talk. It really was quite one sided. I think it felt pretty dumb and had nothing to say for itself. (typical freeloader)


I said "So hey moose, you have been hanging around this house for a good 6 weeks now and you haven't done a dang thing."


no reply.


"Really, are you going to get a job or something? That is what people do around here. The kids have chores and stuff they are expected to do. What about you?"


once again, no reply. Just those EYES staring at me.


"Well, I positively won't let you just sit around and create a stink all day, and just stare at me working, doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, helping the kids with homework, and everything else I do around here and have you just WATCH for pete's sake. I won't have it! UNDERSTAND?!?"


no reply.


"Fine! If I have to assign you some things to do, I will. I won't have you just being lazy letting me do all the work around here. No one else gets to do that and niether will you, you lazy, good for nothing MULE!"


no reply. Not even a blink.


So, for the next hour it dried my underwear. I hope you men aren't offended.

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